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On Friday, 24 May 2013
A good Hassidic family is most concerned that their 30 year old son is unmarried.
So, they call a marriage broker and ask him to find their son a good wife.
The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking questions of the son and his parents as to what they want in a wife/daughter-in-law. They give him a long shopping list of requirements.
The marriage broker takes a long time looking, and finally asks to visit the family again. He then tells them of a wonderful woman he has found. He says she's just the right age for the son... She keeps a Glatt Kosher home...she regularly attends synagogue and knows the prayers by heart...she is a wonderful cook...she loves children and wants a large family. And, to crown it all of, she's gorgeous.
After hearing all this, the family is very impressed and begins to get excited about the prospects of a wedding in the near future.
But the son pauses and asks inappropriately: "Is she also good in bed?"
The marriage broker answers, "some say yes...some say no..........."
So, they call a marriage broker and ask him to find their son a good wife.
The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking questions of the son and his parents as to what they want in a wife/daughter-in-law. They give him a long shopping list of requirements.
The marriage broker takes a long time looking, and finally asks to visit the family again. He then tells them of a wonderful woman he has found. He says she's just the right age for the son... She keeps a Glatt Kosher home...she regularly attends synagogue and knows the prayers by heart...she is a wonderful cook...she loves children and wants a large family. And, to crown it all of, she's gorgeous.
After hearing all this, the family is very impressed and begins to get excited about the prospects of a wedding in the near future.
But the son pauses and asks inappropriately: "Is she also good in bed?"
The marriage broker answers, "some say yes...some say no..........."
