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On Friday, 5 April 2013
Doctor : tabiyat kaisi hai???
Patient : pehle se zyada kharab hai.........
Doctor : dawai khali thi kya????????
Patient : nahi dawa ki sisi to bhari hui thi.....
Doctor : i mean dawa le li thi......... ......... .
Patient : ji apne di thi to maine le li thi......... .......
Doctor : bewkuf dawai pi li thi......... ......
Patient : ji dawa to lal thi......... ..
Doctor : abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha......... .
Patient : nahi sahab piliya to mujhe tha......... .
Doctor : sale dawa ko muh se laga k pet me dala tha......... ...
Patient : nahi........ .....
Doctor : kyun ............ .......
Patient : apne hi to kaha tha k dhakan laga k rakhna ........
mai thik to ho jayunga na doctor sahab....... .????????
Patient : pehle se zyada kharab hai.........
Doctor : dawai khali thi kya????????
Patient : nahi dawa ki sisi to bhari hui thi.....
Doctor : i mean dawa le li thi......... ......... .
Patient : ji apne di thi to maine le li thi......... .......
Doctor : bewkuf dawai pi li thi......... ......
Patient : ji dawa to lal thi......... ..
Doctor : abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha......... .
Patient : nahi sahab piliya to mujhe tha......... .
Doctor : sale dawa ko muh se laga k pet me dala tha......... ...
Patient : nahi........ .....
Doctor : kyun ............ .......
Patient : apne hi to kaha tha k dhakan laga k rakhna ........
mai thik to ho jayunga na doctor sahab....... .????????
